my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
I am a walking contradiction.
"I think there are two types of writers, the architects and the gardeners. The architects plan everything ahead of time, like an architect building a house. They know how many rooms are going to be in the house, what kind of roof they’re going to have, where the wires are going to run, what kind of plumbing there’s going to be. They have the whole thing designed and blueprinted out before they even nail the first board up. The gardeners dig a hole, drop in a seed and water it. They kind of know what seed it is, they know if planted a fantasy seed or mystery seed or whatever. But as the plant comes up and they water it, they don’t know how many branches it’s going to have, they find out as it grows. And I’m much more a gardener than an architect"
I NEED TO CALM DOWN.
THERE WAS A MAN ON BBC NEWS CALLED DR JOHN HOLMES.
DR.
JOHN.
HOLMES.
Well someone’s parents shipped it like Fedex.
what the actual fuck if cats aren’t born on drugs then i don’t even know
imagine all the weird cat shit not caught on video
Hey look I’m on video
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